Wednesday, August 20, 2008

IPA Battered Fried Croaker and Stuffed Banana Peppers


This turned into one of those "What else can I fry?" nights. Incredibly easy and delicious. And horrible for you.

Ingredients:

All natural Louisiana Fish Fry
Tony's
2 eggs
Abita Jockamo IPA
1 yellowfin croaker, gutted and scaled (head-on)
Banana peppers
Feta cheese
Olive oil
Cooking oil

I took some banana peppers out of my garden, cored them, stuffed them with feta, and drizzled olive oil on top. Then I battered them with the eggs, beer, fish fry, and Tony's. Heated up the oil in the dutch oven (this is night 2 of my honeymoon with the new cast iron) and threw them in. I battered the fish the same way, and when they were done I fried that (for about 15 minutes on medium-high heat. I decided to err on the side of overcooking).

If I did it again, I'd stuff the peppers with something more interesting.

This is the kind of meal that makes you decide to start running again tomorrow. Totally worth it.


Gus beg factor: 9/10 -- those banana peppers are just the perfect size and are obviously dog treats.

Quick & Simple Recipe - Bud Light Hat



Ingredients

- 1 18-pack of Bud Light

Steps
- Open one end of the Bud Light box, along the seam, using your hands.
- Remove Bud Light cans
- Insert onto head, with the handle side toward your face
- Enjoy!

Paul's Boston Butt Roast

So I decided to do a bone-in shoulder roast in my brand new cast-iron dutch oven. After going through a few recipes and getting advice from Scott (much of which I discarded in favor of "Shooting from the hip"). Here's what I did:

Ingredients:

1.5 lb pork shoulder
1 bell pepper
1 roma tomato
1 onion
1 match chili pepper
1 bulb of garlic
3 carrots
2 potatoes
basil
oregano
rosemary
onion chives (used these herbs because they're what I have in the garden)
crushed cayenne pepper
black pepper
salt
Olive oil
cheap Australian pinot grigio
Guinness Extra Stout


Started out browning the meat with olive oil in the cast iron on medium heat while I chopped the veggies. After browning, I drained the oil into a pan for sauteeing the veggies. Added water and wine to the top of the roast. Chopped and sauteed the vegetables, then added them to the water, with the herbs. Salted and peppered (black and cayenne) everything. Covered and brought it to a boil. Let it boil for about 10 minutes, then put it in the oven at 350.

after about an hour, I took it out and looked at it. The meat didn't look brown enough, so I took it out and browned it some more on the frying pan. I also salted and peppered it (which should have been the first thing I did.) Put it back in, brought it to a boil again. Here's where I made my Big Mistake:

Big Mistake: I added Guinness Extra Stout. I was drinking it at the time, and I had such delicious Guinness roasts in the past that I just couldn't help but pour half of the pint and a half bottle into the water. Other than a very satisfying sizzle and bubble, this added absolutely nothing to the roast. This mistake comes from 2 earlier mistakes: 1) drinking Guinness in August in Louisiana (when my a/c was broken) and 2) drinking way faster than I was cooking.

Anyway, I put it back in the oven and waited 2 1/2 more hours. During that time I watched the Olympics, completed the research for and wrote the first part of a trilogy of historical fiction novels set during the domestication of the Catahoula Hound in pre-colonial Louisiana, got an MBA, and drank a little Miller High Life.

At the end of the 3 1/2 hours (about 10 p.m.), I took it out and tried my creation. It was delicious. Needed salt, but it was absolutely delicious. The carrots were possibly the best part. After fixing and eating seconds, I decided to poke around in the pot. After all, half the reason I decided to do this is so that Gus could have the shoulder bone. I had been telling him about it all day. So here I am, poking around, pulling the meat apart and . . . . THERE'S NO BONE. I get the wrapping paper out of the trash and read, "bone-in pork butt cut." Whole Foods sold me a bone-in shoulder with no bone. Poor Gus didn't understand. Oh well, it was still good.

Things I learned:

1) You need to decide: Wine or Guinness.

2) Match Chili Peppers: So very incredibly hot. I chopped one up, threw most of it in, then threw a piece in my mouth. After yelling a bit, I had to fish half of it out. Though this ingredient added the most delicious spice to the roast, it showed me that I need to be a little more familiar with my ingredients.

3) Be wary of the Whole Foods meat department. They're hoarding bones or something.




Gus beg rating: 7/10


Sorry there are no pictures, I'll try to take some of tonight's meal.

-Paul

Friday, February 15, 2008

Crawfish Monica

This creole dish is one of the most popular dishes at the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival. It's really easy, tastes great, and gives your heart a nice workout.

It's simple enough that it allows you to experiment with your own ingredients and styles. If you don't have crawfish, you can use shrimp, crab, oysters, or anything else that you think would go well.

In this instance, I used shrimp because Houston sucks.

This is what I used:

- 1 stick of butter
- 1 onion
- 1 bell pepper
- 7 cloves of garlic
- 1 pint of heavy whipping cream
- 1 package of rotini
- Oregano
- Tony Chachere's
- White Wine
- Some shrimp

Instructions
*While you're doing all of this, get a pot of water going and cook the fettucinne. Drain it and run cold water over it to make it cool.

1) In a saucepan, melt a stick of butter. When the butter is melted, throw on the chopped garlic. Let that sautee on medium-ish for just a little bit (but not too long because garlic gets bitter when overcooked)

2) Then, after your kitchen smells awesome, throw on the chopped onion and bell pepper. Throw some oregano and cajun seasoning on there

3) After that sautees for a bit (until the onion and bell pepper get soft), pour some white wine on there. I don't know how much, 1/4 a cup maybe. It's to taste and it will cook off anyway.

4) Once the white wine cooks off a bit, pour in a pint of heavy cream.

5) Let the heavy cream cook for a little bit, making sure it doesn't start to boil. You want to cook the sauce down so that it thickens

6) When you're pretty much done with that, throw in the crawfish. You don't want to overcook the crawfish, that's why you do this last. Once the crawfish are done are almost done, throw in the rotini. Cook this on medium/medium high for a minute or so, making sure you got the pasta fully covered by the sauce.


Now you're done. It's really good if you grate some hard Italian cheese (parmesan, romano, asiago, etc..) over the plate after you serve it, but this isn't necessary.



Note: If you don't use crawfish, you might have to make slight variations on how you cook this. For instance, if you use shrimp, I like to sautee the shrimp separately in garlic and olive oil before throwing it in at the end. Mainly you just want to avoid overcooking.

Also, you don't have to use rotini pasta (though this is what they use at jazz fest). Angel hair pasta or linguine works well.

Here is a picture of the shrimp monica I made tonight. The package of pasta I had contained a lot more pasta than I thought, so this one isn't very "saucy," but it was tres delicieux anyway.